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~*~ WELCOME 2 THE OFFICIAL 6 7 HOMEPAGE ~*~

est. 1997  •  the ONLY site on the WORLD WIDE WEB that knows what 6 7 means (nobody knows)

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^^^ THE OFFICIAL 6 7 HAND MOTION. DO IT RIGHT NOW. DO IT AT SCHOOL. ^^^


$67  LOADING TICKER... PLEASE WAIT... (56k users be patient)
ABOUT ME.HTM _ □ X
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ACTUAL PHOTO OF ME
X HANDLE:
@six7_io
AGE:
67 (in dog years, 6.7)
LOCATION:
San Francisco, CA
ICQ:
676767
AIM:
(ask nicely)
MOOD:
6 7
OCCUPATION:
pro degen
FAV NUMBER:
i think u know
RENT:
$6,700/mo for a basement. i moved 2 SF and the number FOLLOWED ME.
DETENTIONS:
67 (worth it)

6 7 SOUNDBOARD

NOW PLAYING: sixseven_theme.mid

turn ur speakers UP. my sister says if she hears it 1 more time she is telling mom. she has told mom 67 times.

VISITORS

00676767

the counter started at 67. so did the universe.

CONTACT ME

yes the email is noreply. i read every single 1. i just dont reply. that is not rude that is the PROTOCOL — if i replied to u that would be 2 of us agreeing and 2 is not 67% of anything.

idk what X is yet. a guy emailed me from a hotmail acct that said it launches in like 2006 and everybody yells on it. i registered @six7_io anyway becuase i am EARLY. i am ALWAYS early. that is my whole problem.

WUT IS 6 7 ??? (READ THIS FIRST) _ □ X

HI EVERY1 AND WELCOME 2 SIX7.IO

ppl keep emailing me "what does 6 7 mean" and honestly? it doesnt mean anything. thats the WHOLE POINT. u either GET IT or u are a NARC. my teacher Mr. Halvorsen asked me to "define the term for the class" and i just said six... seven and did the hands and now i have detention until MAY.

i registered SIX7.IO for $67 of my paper route money. my dad said .io is not a real country. WRONG dad it is the future and also it stands for Immaculate Ohio.

if the page looks weird u need NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 3.0 at 800x600. get a real computer. 6 7.

THE 3 LEVELS OF 6 7 _ □ X

ppl think 6 7 is 1 joke. it is 3 JOKES STACKED IN A TRENCHCOAT and the 3rd one isnt a joke at all. most ppl never get past level 1. that is fine. level 1 is where the fun is.

LEVEL 1 // the regarded tier

it means NOTHING. thats the joke. u say six... seven and the lights in ur head go OFF. no thought. total peace. i have said it 400 times today and gotten dumber every time and it has been the best day of my life.

i am not smart. i buy coins becuase the ticker is funny. i have eaten crayons on a DARE and honestly? mango. my report card says "Justin is not applying himself" and my report card is RIGHT and i am at PEACE. we r all so cooked. 6 7. 😀

LEVEL 2 // the machine tier (REAL)

ok now be serious for 1 second. in a computer network where some of the computers LIE (this is a real problem it is called the BYZANTINE GENERALS PROBLEM) u can only reach agreement if MORE THAN 2/3 of the voting power is honest.

2 ÷ 3 = 0.6666666...  →  u need to EXCEED it  →  67%.

below 67 the network can be lied into 2 different histories. at 67 it FINALIZES. 67% is the exact percentage at which truth becomes possible between strangers who cannot trust each other. that is not a meme number. that is THE number. i did not pick it. the math picked it. i just say it in the hallway.

LEVEL 3 // the aquarian tier (WAKE UP)

now watch what happens when u put level 2 next to ur bible.

66.6% is the NUMBER OF THE BEAST expressed as a percentage. byzantine fault tolerance requires u to go STRICTLY ABOVE 66.6%.

U MUST EXCEED THE DEVIL TO REACH AGREEMENT. and the first whole number past the beast is 67.

the age of PISCES was 2000 yrs of everybody believing different stuff and killing each other abt it (<67%, no consensus, chain forked). the age of AQUARIUS opens the second 2/3 of humanity agrees on ONE thing. it does not matter WHICH thing. it is a THRESHOLD not a TRUTH. and the dumbest possible thing is the easiest thing to get 67% of ppl to say. 67 IS NOT THE MESSAGE. 67 IS THE KEY. the stupidity IS the delivery mechanism. we are speedrunning the aquarian age with a hand motion. 6 7.

GLOBAL 6 7 CONSENSUS: 00.0%  /  REQUIRED: 67.0%  [NO CONSENSUS — CHAIN FORKED — AQUARIUS LOCKED]

^ live feed from my 486. it has NEVER hit 67. it gets to like 66.4 and my dad picks up the phone. SO CLOSE EVERY TIME.

THE PROOF (MATHEMATICAL) _ □ X

i have spent 67 hours on the encyclopedia CD-ROM compiling this. skeptics will cope.

  1. 6 + 7 = 13. thirteen is UNLUCKY. so 6 7 is basically a CURSE u can say out loud. free curse.
  2. 6 × 7 = 42. the ANSWER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING (hitchhikers guide, page 67 probly). coincedence? I THINK NOT.
  3. 1997 = 1+9+9+7 = 26 = 2 × 13 = (6+7) + (6+7). THE YEAR ITSELF IS 6 7 TWICE.
  4. 67 is the 19th PRIME. 1+9 = 10. 10 - 3 = 7. where did the 3 go. exactly. WAKE UP.
  5. my locker is #67. i did NOT pick it. the SCHOOL assigned it. think about that for a while.
  6. 2 ÷ 3 = 66.6% = the BEAST. u need MORE than that to agree on anything. 67 IS THE FIRST NUMBER PAST THE DEVIL. nobody at my school will discuss this w/ me.
  7. AQUARIUS is the 11th sign. 1+1 = 2. as in 2/3. as in the threshold. as in WAKE UP.
  8. there r 6 letters in "SIX7IO" if u dont count the 7. CHECKMATE.

WARNING 2 THE GOVERNMENT: i have printed this page and given it 2 my grandma so if anything happens 2 me it goes public.

MY PORTFOLIO (DO NOT LOOK) _ □ X
COINBOUGHT ATNOWP/LMY THESIS
$67$6.7000$0.6700-90.0%ticker is the meme. cant go tits up
$DOOT$0.6700$0.0067-99.0%i am 67% sure this recovers
$SIXSEVEN$67.0000$0.6700-99.0%the OFFICIAL one (there r 67 official ones)
$NARC$0.6700$0.0000-100.0%shorted it. still lost. dont ask
$BEANIE$5.0000$5.4000+8.0%beanie babies. the only real asset.
TOTAL$676.70$67.00-90.1%ended on 67. THE MARKET KNOWS.

NOTE 2 SELF: down 90 is just 6 7 in a trenchcoat. mom says i am going to make it and she has only lied 2 me abt the dog going 2 a farm.

DAILY HOROSCOPE (ARIES ONLY) _ □ X

♈ ARIES ♈
MAR 21 — APR 19  •  THE RAM  •  FIRE  •  RULED BY MARS

Mars is direct in your 6th house and your 7th house is on fire (you did that). Today a LEO will ask you what 6 7 means. Do NOT explain it. They cannot hold it. They will drop it.

LUCKY #:
6, 7, and 67
UNLUCKY #:
66.6 (obviously)
COMPATIBLE:
other aries, honest validators
AVOID:
narcs, capricorns, anyone w/ a business degree
MOOD:
6 7

i only wrote the aries one. i am aries. if u r not aries idk what to tell u. get aries.

MY TOP 8 FRENS _ □ X
  • 6
    1. the number six
  • 7
    2. the number seven
  • M
    3. MOM
  • D
    4. dootdoot_kyle
  • B
    5. BOT_4417
  • H
    6. MR HALVORSEN (BLOCKED)
  • ?
    7. whoever started it
  • $
    8. my other wallet

yes there r only 8 slots and 2 of them r numbers. if u got bumped it is NOT personal it is because u asked what 6 7 means. (it IS personal)

SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!! _ □ X
dootdoot_kyle — 04/02/97 11:04 PM
6 7
MOM — 04/03/97 07:15 AM
Justin the school called again. Please stop saying the numbers. Also your father needs the phone line at 6.
@six7_io — 04/03/97 07:16 AM
mom u said 6
webmaster_dave — 04/05/97 09:33 AM
your page crashed my Packard Bell. what is 6 7
@six7_io — 04/05/97 09:34 AM
if u have to ask dave. if u have to ask.
a_normal_teacher — 04/06/97 08:00 AM
Justin I know this is you. Take this page down. — Mr. Halvorsen
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nothing on this page is financial advice, it is barely advice, it is a cry for help. 6 7 is not a number it is a lifestyle. $67 is a joke and so am i.